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fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person, maybe a lawyer by trade, become so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth even in their own speech
asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater; its absolutely meaningless because the goldfish wouldn't be able to understand my question and Hilary Clinton wouldn't know how to stop lying.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
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fact .vs. fiction

A dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding
How can Hilary Clinton the candidate, NOT Hilary Clinton the private citizen, understand what fact .vs. fiction is , if she doesn't understand that she is corrupt on a subconscious level?
by Sexydimma June 1, 2016
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Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.
'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.
by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017
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fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.
There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.
by dog's beast March 22, 2017
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fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2017
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fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech
asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2017
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Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
by Entity 303 May 7, 2018
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