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FACEPLANT

When someone plasters private information about you all over Facebook.
Grandma Faceplant's the fact that you're pregnant WAY before you want anyone to know
by ajpf November 5, 2010
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facelationship

Xani and Mary just announced a life event, Xani and Mary are in a Facebook relationship, a facelationship.
by Xani121 October 22, 2013
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Facebate

When you are on Facebook and have to masturbate to a hot photo, you accidently click on the like button.
I was looking through Facebook photos last night, and sorry bro but I accidently facebate liked your Mom's bikini photo.
by bcgid July 17, 2016
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Faceplant

To brag about your skills whilst completely fucking up on a routine basis
Don't faceplant on such an easy move.
by Coolio2015 March 30, 2016
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Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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faceplant

Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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FACEPLANT

FACEPLANT or FACE-PLANT

FACEPLANT happens when you fixate with whatever is on your phone's screen for too long.
Sorry Officer, I didn't see what happened; I had my faceplanted to the phone!
by Icky-Thump December 1, 2022
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