shit on the floor

From the song "Get schwifty!" From Rick and Morty.

Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor!

by Lhonginis Picklebotton September 14, 2017

Floor Bank

All the coins you drop out of your pockets etc. while driving your car.

Kapper: "Lets go to the gas station and buy some icecream"

El: "Im out of money! Wait, let me just check my floor bank"

by Esben "EL" GH May 27, 2008

Floor Slu

A "slu" or "slut" of a floor in a dormitory or apartment.

"Coined from L.W."

"That asian girl had an orgy with four guys, she the floor slu."

by L.W. and J.S. October 6, 2011

Floor Sleeper

Someone who mooches off of a friend by constantly spending the night and eating his food, smoking his weed, and leeching his internet. Since there is no place to sleep, the moocher sleeps on the floor, hence the name "Floor Sleeper"

Nick "Hey Mark can i spend the night?"
Mark "Sure Nick"
Ben and Andrew together " FLOOR SLEEPER!"

by Major Mandrew July 23, 2012

floordrawer

When you can't control yourself and you have to leave your stained underwear behind, usually in a public restroom. Stain can result from blood, poop, urine, and cum.

Man, that chic was so wasted she shit her pants at a concert and had to floordrawer her way out.

by rastas July 31, 2014

floor oyster

Dropping a load on the shower floor

I slipped on someones floor oyster in the shower

by Camdakiwi January 15, 2017

floor roller

A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.

Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.

by L-Dub Elie March 12, 2018