fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.

You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.

by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

by Chode bone November 15, 2006

Fecal dumpling

A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.

Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.

by B0dizzy September 21, 2005

fecal freckle

Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.

Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.

by Tybor June 19, 2008

Fecal Venti

Term used to decribe someone who requires a large Starbucks coffee to initiate a bowel movement.

;)

Dara: "After three days I finally took a dump."

Renee: "The Fecal Venti works everytime!"

by Triple Sac March 16, 2011

Fecal Treacle

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.

I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014

foclao

Foclao is an acronym standing for "falling off chair, laughing ass off."

It is a combination of two popular acronym rofl; "roll on floor laughing" and lmao; "laugh my ass off."

Although 98.5% of the time you don't actually proceed to execute the task, it gives you another futile word to add to your pitiful vocabulary.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!... foclao.

(1) "hey sup."

"not much muh nigga."

"FOCLAO! you said nigga!" (Big G)

(2) "DUDE! i think i shit my pants!!"

"wow... foclao xD

by Hoomi May 4, 2009