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Florida is the worst state in the US. It is a state full of gutless young and old people. The people can't drive for shit, and Florida has the 2nd highest car crash rating in the US. Also, one of Florida's number one exports is dead people. Yes, dead people; from the old people who retire and die here, and want to get buried back in hometown. Btw, I live there, so I know what I'm talking about.
by Shostakovich December 28, 2005
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THE HELL OF AMERICA OR THE NOPE OF THE US
Did you hear that you hear that Florida was cut off from the US and now is floating over to join Australia.
by G-T March 31, 2017
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The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?

The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.

The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!
Friend: Man, Miami has been going downhill recently
Me: Cubans, that's Southern Florida for ya!
by EpicCollision June 15, 2017
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Breeding ground for STD's and crack children. Lame tourists, who ruin everything. The only state where you can think about pulling a crime and get beat down for it. More fake punkrock/goth/skateboard fags then an Avril Lavigne concert. And old people....they are everywhere and seek to eat your soul and make you move...and then die and smell...I miss you Ms. Johnson
3 Guys sitting on a curb discuss their future plans to come and skate....cop pulls up and gets out of car...."Are you boys skatin? You know it's illegal"....Searches guys and asks for IDs

Florida...I live here...But why?
by Asses Ablaze April 7, 2005
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the crunkest,realest,hardest,ghettoest state. tampa is the capital 813 run thangs down hur. tru floridians are da shit yall anint got nothin on us. it may be some old peple down here but the rest of us are 13-23 you neva been to da tru south till you get to tampa you can tell but da way we talk we from florida. there is some fine ass gurls down here and i love florida off da real
florida is the shit!
by ahjah February 22, 2007
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A state in the Southeastern United States.

Some prime facts:
1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation.
2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish.
3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like Texas and California. Only, this one is by marine transport.
4. It is America's Wang.
New Yorker: Hey I'm trying to get to work here.
Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch.
New Yorker: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too.
** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. **

Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.
by お疲れ様でした‮ November 23, 2010
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The land of electile dysfunction, where the people are so stupid they dont even know how to vote, let alone punch a small hole through a ballot card.
The people of florida prove their stupidity every four years.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 26, 2007
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