a haircut in which the wearer, rather then shave off the sides of his head for a real mo-hawk, merely gels up a portion of hair in the middle. not everyone can wear it and look good. but if you do it tends to look very cool
last night we put some eyeliner on patrick and gave him a faux-hawk. he looked emo, but very adorable.
by McGees Foo August 05, 2006
when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk
ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.
sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!
--faux hawking
sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!
--faux hawking
by sexyportia September 30, 2009
by Pete Larson February 01, 2008
Fake-Geek - someone of limited technical ability who likes comics or science-fiction or video games but doesn't have any TRUE geek qualities (like knowing a lot about computers or math or science).
by jlwn111 February 29, 2012
(Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.
Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!
by G-Union January 20, 2004
Someone who looks Jewish and pretends to be Jewish but really isn't. Usually has a Faux-jew-fro.
by weitzsteinberg December 01, 2006
A "news" network often misspelled as "Fox News." It essentially is watched by 70 year old white men to get them angry and scared about "THE LIBERAL AGENDA."
Uneducated 70 year old conservative: I know the BLM movement is bad because Tucker Carlson from Faux News told me so.
Educated liberal with combed hair, a large book, and glasses: The BLM movement is actually a good thing... It fights for equality. Faux news just tells you that because it's brainwashing you.
Uneducated 70 year old conservative: SHUT UP YOU LIBERAL
Educated liberal with combed hair, a large book, and glasses: The BLM movement is actually a good thing... It fights for equality. Faux news just tells you that because it's brainwashing you.
Uneducated 70 year old conservative: SHUT UP YOU LIBERAL
by A great mind... October 17, 2020