fashion victims

Deeply insecure people wjo seek solace in looking exactly the same as all their fellow fashion victims. See also magazine people

by Shevek September 22, 2002

fashion whore

A preachy know it all under a skin of designer clothing. Criticizes everything she considers "out of style" or "tacky". Also turns up her nose at anything cheaper than American Eagle. Doesn't realize that what one wears is a personal thing, and wearing what you like is better than following every trend.

People who are truly fashion savvy respect each other's unique style.

"Eh-mah-gawd, look at that geek" exclaimed Gina the fashion whore as she slipped on her Dior heels and checked her perfectly fit Sevens for any trace of lint.
"Why is she wearing a pink miniskirt over jeans? That is just so tacky! And black hair is totally OUT! C'mon girls, let's give her a makeover."

"Eww I saw that shirt at Aeropostale the other day! Such a gross cheap store," agreed her airhead follower Tina.

by SiLvEr STARSx May 25, 2006

fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

Fashion Fool

Someone who spends a fortune on clothes and shoes that look like shit.

We all laughed when she told us that she spent $300 on that blue zebra print dress. For the same price, she could have had 35 dresses exactly like it from the bargain bin at K-Mart.

We knew we hit the goldmine when we opened this trendy boutique. Fashion fools will pay a fortune to get a “one of a kind” dress no matter how ugly it is.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Fashion Po Po

A group of Fashion Officers - Officer Cleopatra Jones, Enrique, and Paris dedicated to keeping unfashionables off the streets of Austin, Texas by showing them how they can be stylish with little money and lots of creativity.

"You better go put something else on, or the Fashion Po Po will be all over you!"

"Fashion Po Po! Freeze!"

by FashionPoPoInformant March 16, 2009

fashion slave

Someone who is a slave to fashion, in spite of violating the rule of "form follows function".

The fashion slave was wearing his hooded sweatshirt (hood up) while sitting at a bus-stop in the blazing sun.

by pRODIGAL1 January 7, 2012

Fashion Nerd

Someone who thinks they are pulling off a new fashion with ease, but in reality they look like an idiot

"Hun, you are such a fashion nerd. Those Sunglasses are so not you...."

by that_just_happened February 22, 2007