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Fuck Me Pumps. Sexy shoes worn with the intention to attract sexual advances.
She wore her favorite FM Pumps to the bar.
by Jacobsax November 18, 2013
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FM Principal

A term or phrase used to describe how a concept, idea, or equation operates. Heard most extensively from college students studying complex educational programs such as advanced mathematics or electro optics, the “F” stands for “F**king” and the “M” stands for “Magic”. The FM Principle can be used to describe: how a professor arrived at the answer to an equation, how a professor determined your grade for an assignment, or for instance, how to derive the transfer function of a 5th order chebyshev low pass filter.

When a concept or idea seems beyond the scope of reason or is considered unfathomable, it is often referred to as the "FM Principle".
College Student 1: How did the professor get that number?

College Student 2: Oh that? That's the FM Principal.

College Student 1: Huh?

College Student 2: The FM Principal... It's F**king Magic!
by Ydarb Smailliw February 19, 2009
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FMPA

abbreviation for "Found My Posterior Absent", which is the rated G version of the rated R abbrevition LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off)
Wayne told Connie a joke, but forgot the punchline!! FMPA!!

LMAO LMFAO
by FineDetail August 25, 2011
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FMP

She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.
by cfm March 21, 2005
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FMPL

Fuck My Privileged Life.

A lot of people who use Fuck My Life (FML) to complain about a situation their facing are usually whining about really petty and small problems compared to the issues many people less fortunate than them have to face every day (i.e. how to get food, water, money, etc). FMPL is a way the speaker can acknowledge that he or she is complaining about a certain situation that is, compared to most people, not that bad.

You can use FMPL as a way to verbally remind yourself that your life isn't that bad/could be worse OR to remind someone else of the same thing.
backy: "I got into the University of Chicago and Boston University but I got a rejection letter from Yale. FMPL!"

Sydney: "I bought too much fruit last week, now it's rotting...FMPL!!!!"

Natasha: "Ugh! My parents REFUSE to buy me a new BMW, they say it's too expensive so they're gonna buy it USED! arrrg- FMLLLL!"
Katie: ...I think you mean FMPL...
Natasha: .....
by PeaceandFreedom December 4, 2010
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FMP

"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective
Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!
by K King May 15, 2005
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FMP

Fuck Mike Pence.

Made famous as the signature sign off of the My Mistake Podcast, the phrase is a tribute to the vast and lasting damage that Mike Pence has done to the American people generally and the LGBTQ+ community specifically.
Lena: Did you see old fly-head is running for president?
Ole: Ugh. FMP!
by WurdsWirdsWerds October 4, 2023
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