Smokey Ass Syndrome

Your condition after someone has just successfully "blown smoke up your ass" (lied to you). You now have Smokey Ass Syndrome.

That story doesn't make sense, I think you are lying. I'm getting smokey ass syndrome.

by FineDetail September 09, 2011

FMPA

abbreviation for "Found My Posterior Absent", which is the rated G version of the rated R abbrevition LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off)

Wayne told Connie a joke, but forgot the punchline!! FMPA!!

LMAO LMFAO

by FineDetail August 25, 2011