Eggsexual

Someone physically and emotionally attracted to Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series.

Person 1: "Damn, I wanna sit on Eggman's egg-shaped d*ck."
Person 2: "Dude, you have been sober for 2 months, are you actually Eggsexual or just have been drinking?"
Person 1: "The first option."

by Tomás Costa May 13, 2022

Lesbian Demisexual

If you are a lesbian demisexual, then you are romantically attracted to women, but don’t experience sexual attraction until a deep emotional bond is formed. We’re ignored even in the LGBTQIA community. Many say demisexuality is fake. FYI it’s not!

Chayse: Hey I heard Callie’s a lesbian. Maybe we could hookup!

Regan: Nah, she’s a lesbian demisexual. You have to create a bond with her, and then she might fuck you.

by Cal_is_Queer March 31, 2020

Egosexual

An individual that prefers sexual intercourse with one's self..

No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.

The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.

"Wow, you banged yourself? I've never seen an Egosexual before."

by DigitalCrapShoveler July 8, 2009

Demisexual

A decent human being that only engages in sexual activities with partners with whom they have an emotional love connection.

The term was invented by the promiscuous in order stigmatise people with normal sexual behaviors, in order to justify being a slut or a manwhore.
This has made promiscuity the new normal, and diagnosed actual normal sexual behavior as some sort of disease that needs treatment.

"I've been trying to hook up with Tina for months now, but she just won't put out!"

"Forget it bro, she's demisexual. You're not getting any unless she loves you. The girl has self-respect and standards."

by The Real Gentleman May 29, 2016

Demisexual

Sexually attracted to demigods.

Person 1: I think I'm attracted to Bellerophon from the Greek myths.
Person 2: You must be demisexual then.
Person 1: Not necessarily. In some versions of the myth Bellerophon isn't a demigod.

by Obsessed with Ancient Greece November 25, 2019

emosexual

Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.

Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.

There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.

*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*

Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.

by Timmy Gunderson February 26, 2011

Emosexual

An Emosexual is someone who has an extraordinarily Depressing Nature, is able to cry themselves to sleep everynight, and see the world through an entirely Dark point of view. They tend to like to draw, write poetry or take creative photographs which promote themselves as being depressed and then plaster them all over facebook, myspace and other internet sites.

The typical Emosexual wears straight legged jeans, a swoop in their hair which is dyed black and bright colours and also their wardrobe goes no further than hoodies, slip ons, and band tee's.

Ie. "You Are So Emosexual"

by Chris Shepherd (Sheps) December 26, 2007