Embrace Masculinity

A way of thinking in 13-year-olds - who have never lacked for anything - that stems from being raised by a toxic father, whose mother should have filed for divorce far too long ago.

- Embrace masculinity, reject modernity.
- If you want to see ripped men, just go on the gay side of the hub dude...

by EriaTalks December 20, 2022

Embraer 145

"The Embraer 145 is like a compact clown car of the skies, where pilots and passengers have to do the 'in-flight limbo' just to fit in. It's the lovechild of a Brazilian samba dancer and a penguin, with wings so tiny that even butterflies feel sorry for them. It's the airplane version of a scrappy chihuahua, ready to take on the big dogs of the aviation world, wagging its tail in the face of long-haul flights. But hey, at least it's cute, and it gets you from point A to point B with a delightful side of cramped knees and shared armrest battles."

"Once upon a time, a mischievous Embraer 145 decided to challenge a Boeing 747 to a race. The confident little plane zoomed past, waving at the bewildered passengers onboard the massive jet, shouting, 'Catch me if you can, you lumbering sky whale!' It may not have won the race, but the Embraer 145 earned the title of 'Speedy Sparrow' and a lifetime supply of miniature pilot hats for its audacious attempt to outfly the giants of the skies."

by Llalskddj May 28, 2023

Embryo Fairy

A night-time fairy, similiar to the tooth fairy, who comes in the middle of the night to remove unwanted embryos and replace them with condoms.

Dude, the embryo fairy totally came last night, check out all these Trojan condoms I got!

by G to the unit January 15, 2008

Embrace the ✨meow meow✨

A slogan created by a furry pngtuber called RedVelvetly, his fans are spamming this in the comment section

cringy little kid: eMbRaCe tHe ✨mEoW MeOW✨

by [R E D A C T E D] February 26, 2022

Shamefaced Embrace

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

since jesus was an embryo

This phrase, often used in Navy circles especially by Benz's while chastising wannabes, means "for a fucking long time."

"You guys have been here since Jesus was an embryo and you still can't do the Chief run!"

by Billy B Bad February 15, 2015

Paul O. Embry

Paul O. Embry is a sixteen year old cultist who is from Arizona but has moved to Washington to join a cult. He's very short and skinny, with short black hair and huge brown eyes. Many think he's very cute, but don't be fooled. Paul has an awful temper and mood swings. When he gets angry, he makes a Chitty Chitty Chitty noise and it's up to his cult leader to calm him down or else he'll shift into an emaciated wolf with cigarette colored fur. He is very kind otherwise, and is bisexual but makes many friends. He has Paulspeak, a language only his cult friends know.

For more info on Paul, see "Paulspeak", "Jungily Gym" and "Sam's Cult".

Sam: Paul, calm down.
Paul: Chitty chitty chitty.
Archie: Oh no! He's gonna shift!!!

Sam: Paul O. Embry, calm yourself

Paul: Uh, uh, okay Sam BANG *shifts*
Sam: Damn it.

Jorge: Paul, not again.

by Tahsois July 17, 2010