Translated loosely from Spanish to mean "The One-Eyed", El Tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today's society.
Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.
The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."
El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.
He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.
The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."
El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.
He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003
Get the El Tuertomug. A legendary, semi-mystical heroic trivia sage who lives in a Buick Invicta with his best friend, Pepe the Love Goat.
Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.
Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.
by A. Trebec May 14, 2007
Get the El Pukomug. by Scotty Matheson July 31, 2007
Get the el pimpomug. by magicdenoyo September 23, 2009
Get the El Smackomug. Mr Lucas Tait as a spanish civil war hero, he likes cheese, and fighting asians in the setting sun, mike rochon is heroic sidekick, along with cody longpre, the female love slave that follows the camel with a rope around his neck. mike solyom likes to fondle the dinamic trio, VIVA EL LUECO
by Lucas Tait November 3, 2004
Get the El Luecomug. by GonsenheimerSpieß January 19, 2022
Get the El pamomug. When the word "abortion" just sounds too nasty to say in pleasant company, use the synonym "el borto" instead.
Gentleman: Have you heard? Suzy's just had an el borto.
Lady: Why, no I haven't, but I've heard she's a regular at the el borto clinic.
Lady: Why, no I haven't, but I've heard she's a regular at the el borto clinic.
by MikeFFWordSmith October 30, 2018
Get the El bortomug.