elf abuse

Illegal broadcasting on elf frequencies contrary to FCC regulations.

Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!

by megnao flimpis August 4, 2003

elf ruler

duh. ruler of elves. not edward elric, short as he may be. elf. ruler.

1: "that dude rules over all elves."
2: "elf ruler? where??"

by Toxxic Shoes February 26, 2008

Elf Hat

The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.

Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!

by gr8thinkr March 14, 2011

Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.

Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose November 11, 2015

elf respect

The respect that Glojenn insists everybody has!

Stryker stop propostioning us dude....have some elf respect

by StrykerUK1989 December 11, 2015

Elf shot

noun: Elf shot / elf-shot
/elf/SHät/
a photograph that evokes emotion

When you take / or see a very good photograph and it evokes emotion. Most commonly used when a photograph sparks joy, excited or nostalgia.

synonyms: banger, dope shot, photo, expoosh, snap.

"Wow that photo of your crew is an elf-shot!" or "check out this elf shot I just took"

by OGazores May 24, 2019