dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

Dumblecunt

Basically a Harry Potter way of calling someone a dumb cunt. Dumbledore + Cunt

Lexi: Damn, Horry Frotter is so hot! I’m such a fan of the movie!

Taylor: It’s Harry Potter you dumblecunt!

by Vixenne May 30, 2018

dumblewhore

To be Harry Potter and allow yourself to be fornicated by your superior wizard once a week.

Man, you just got dumblewhored.

by Mattrickulated January 9, 2008

dumbledore

A girl who is especially good at giving head, a "headmaster."

I call my girl Dumbledore, 'cause she's the headmaster.

by Book February 1, 2008

dumbledork

Combination of Albus Dumbledore the character from the Harry Potter books and the word "dork". Used to describe an individual with an unhealthy knowledge of the works of JK Rowling.

Gosh Ralph, I cannot wait to get the final Harry Potter book!

Dude, Harry Potter is gay.

Far from it friend! Cho Chang becomes Harry's girlfriend in Order of the Phoenix, and he develops feelings for Ginny Weasley in the Half-Blood Prince, so not gay at all!

Dumbledork...

by PappyDW June 29, 2007

Dumbledore complex

A form of psychological compensation wherein an individual attempts to suppress his or her homosexual desires by means of diverting libidinal and seemingly unacceptable energies into intellectual endeavors. Named for Professor Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series.

Kelly: "Gawd, that guy is so friggin' smart!"

Cody: "Yeah, he's gotta Dumbledore complex. You know how conservative this area is."

by Danny Boy '12 July 8, 2009