dudegasm

the orgiastic, testosterone-fueled display by straight men when their sports team wins or makes an unbelievable longshot, marked by back-smacking hugs, high-fives, head butting and body slamming. synonymous with fervent cheering or rooting.

usage: (wife #1) "my husband had a dudegasm when the Lakers won the championship."

by Brian Klotz February 9, 2005

get real dude

something to say when the guy your conversat'n with is mad trikkin

trikkin foo:yo, lil wayne is the most ill rapper ever
you:get real dude, he's a goon

by j-rob mad fresh April 9, 2010

Dude party hat

phrase used to describe a "bucket hat" when worn by custies, mooks and f-ed up frat boys. In a crowd of beer guzzling abercrombie wearing mooks, there will always be one wearing the hat in question.

"Some fratboy threw his Dude party hat on stage at the Dave Matthews Band concert."

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

dude chase

the act of befriending guys in a social envrionment in order to get access to their girl friends. Normally if one were to approach the girl directly, the guys will prevent one from making any progress with that girl cockblocking, therefore dude chasing involves becoming friends with the guys in order to win their trust. It is a technique often used in a pick up artists circles.

Ryan was getting cockblocked by the Cindy's guy friends at Club Factory. Ben dude chased her guy friends, got their numbers, and ultimately Cindy's phone number as well. Ryan went home crying, but was happy when he got to play Marvel vs. Capcom 2 for xbox at home.

by newchimedes September 1, 2006

Dude Resume

A resume to keep your dude life in check.

DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.

by XbrennanXsurfX August 5, 2008

dudegasm

When a man is overwhelmed with emotion when he encounters an unbelievably exciting situation or incident.

Man, I had a total dudegasm over free beer during monday night football!

by meme is funny April 28, 2009

Dude Union

An unwritten code of conduct between all men.

This code ensures that all secrets that have the potential to cause damage to relationships, marriages, friendships, work, family or anything else, go untold to females or those who would be pissed if they found out.

All information from guy-to-guy conversations remain sacred, to the grave.

Baxter: "I boned Jimmy's sister, Natasha, last night!"
Julio: "You did...What if he finds out, he's gonna be pissed"
Baxter: "Dude Union, brother...he'll never know..."

by TJH36 August 26, 2009