drool amnesty

n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.

A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.

See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers

by KJinEnglish December 05, 2013

Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

Statutory drooling

Intensely ogling a very attractive underage person.

He was statutory drooling at that cheer leader.

by Mpkane March 01, 2020

Nose drool

When your nose runs as you are eating.

Every time I eat Mexican food I get nose drool.

by mbgolfer05 January 10, 2018