wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 22, 2011

sitting on the drapes

Having a large vagina.

That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.

by Kung-fu Zombie April 15, 2005

Drabek-ing

To stare at oneself for long periods of time in any reflective object, no matter the situation. Usually stemming from a love of ones own body.

Reflective items include, but are not limited to:
Mirrors, glass panes, car windows, toasters, other peoples sunglasses, silverware, ect.

Hey dude, stop drabek-ing that car window.

I can't help it, I just love my body that much

by bigBENmagicman October 18, 2011

Draperise

A phrase meaning to take the work of a colleague or friend and present this as your own, taking all credit.

Any errors in the work are blamed on the original contributor.

I was attending a presentation held by my manager when I realised that my manager was presenting my work, taking all credit - I had just been draperised.

by Draperised November 16, 2022

tit drapes

Shirts that look like girls are wearing drapes on their tits. They usually have a bad under the bust line, and expand into a triangle shape.

Fat chicks always wear tit drapes becuase they hide the fat

by matthewbaer January 15, 2008

Roast Beef Drapes

When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.

Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!

by Curt N. closer December 5, 2017

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005