First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

by elimo krakatoa January 25, 2011

canadian-draft

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>

She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.

by redsmiyh September 27, 2015

Dafty

An individual who is not very smart.

Randon Person 1: "What's the score mate?"

Random Person 2: "Haw, check the scoreboard you dafty cunt"

by G November 23, 2003

first draft

a piece of work that is always going to be shit. beyond shit, its going to be the worst thing you have ever written. no one should ever see a first draft

"your work is horrible!" "Don't worry, it's a first draft" "oh that makes plenty of sence

by brutalbrute October 22, 2013

Drifty

A word which is said when you see a bum asking you for change

"Spare some change guys" DRIFTY!!!

by Crennaldo July 18, 2009

Back Draft

When after a long fart your boxer shorts get sucked back up your ass

After I ate tacos I farted so bad my shorts back drafted up my ass

by Jb9231 March 13, 2011

highway drafting

A driver in a motor vehicle following another vehicle or vehicles on a public highway, virtually bumper to bumper at matching speeds to decrease wind shear and increase speed of both vehicles. Originally used in professional motorsports to increase performance at superspeedways, some motorists employ the technique on public roads. Considered to be unsafe and bad road etiquette, many experts agree it should be only performed by professional drivers on a controlled track.

"If that jerk was any closer to my bumper he'd be in my front seat, I don't know if he's highway drafting or if he wants me to get over".

by machinefeeder March 24, 2011