douchefunnel 

The worst insult in the douche catagory. There is douche, then douchebag, then douchenozzle, and finally douchefunnel. Nobody knows what it actually means besides a harsh insult toward an asshole who deserves it. Only use when necessary.

He is a complete douchefunnel. He doesn't deserve to live.

douchefunnel by So was your mom last night August 2, 2010

doucheface mcassbag 

When some one acts like a douche and makes an ass out of them selves.

When some one thinks they're hot shit. They're being a doucheface mcassbag

doucheface mcassbag by brisleazy March 10, 2016

douche fuck 

n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.

douche fuck by rk May 5, 2004

douchecock 

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.

Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.

douchecock by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006

DoucheDick

A type of person that isn't only a douche or a dick... he then become a combination of the 2 and gets called a 'DoucheDick!'

Don't be a douchedick!!

Nancy's such a douchedick... she locked me out!!!

DoucheDick by Felicia Francisco January 11, 2016

doucheturkey 

someone who is gay and is a pussy(see pussyitis)

Quentin is a DOUCHETURKEY with pussyitis!

doucheturkey by Aaron Jones BITCH December 8, 2006

Douchequake 

when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.

"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"

"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."

Douchequake by bossk420 February 23, 2009