I should be doing homework

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

I should be doing homework.

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

doing a dahmer

Pulling a practical joke. Before Jeffrey Dahmer was a psycho serial killer, he was an alcholic class clown at his high school. Classmates reffered to any practical joke or crazy antic as "doing a Dahmer". Later, it would come to mean "killing, having sex with, and dismembering a man".

see the A&E Biography of Jeffrey Dahmer for the actual mentioning of this phrase

Joe: Kevin was just doing a Dahmer right in the middle of class
John: Oh my God! The teacher didn't stop him?!
Joe: Dude, calm down. It means played a joke.

by Amata May 23, 2008

Dodongos

Creatures that Link can't wait to bomb. It should be noted that they dislike smoke.

Link: I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos

by Memetic Man July 23, 2010

Doing a Belo

Performing an act of ignorance and stupidity, named after the infamous winner of Big Brother 2007, Brian Belo.

Normally used in conjunction with the phrase "you're muggin' me off"

You're muggin' me off, big bwuvva!

Check him out - he's doing a belo!

A link to the the man himself doing a Belo on youtbue... (search herbal tea belo) - pna2yNrvNmU

by eznow October 18, 2009

ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.

Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!

by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019

dong sweater

A freshly knit wool undergarment for your wiener.

I'm freezin my plums off out here. That sucks Daunte, my nana just knitted me a dong sweater.

by flail and husky darrell April 4, 2009

Doing a Miles

When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.

Look at that bitch doing a Miles

by TIGERBRUV January 2, 2012