discount pussy

pussy you get from relatives (sister, cousins, etc.)

bro he just got that discount pussy
damn he can't a girl for his life.
bro im a fuckboy i dont need that discount pussy type shit

by sistersmasher69 September 29, 2019

Urban Discount

To burglarize and steal/loot another person's property during riots or natural disasters.

Yo, Shakisha! We gotta get to AT&T during this hurricane to get our urban discount on some iphones.

by Screw Liberals September 22, 2017

9mm Discount

To obtain an item for free by way of jamming a handgun in the owner's face.

"How did you pay for that TV?"
"I took the 9mm Discount."

by OccamsChainsaw September 20, 2011

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

Citizen's Discount

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion

I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.

by Rude Raven May 5, 2008

Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

5 finger discount

To steal something. It originated from getting your 5 fingers chopped off your primary hand for theft.

"Yo! Where did you get those J's?"
"I got a 5 finger discount at footlocker!"

by Kaine harls June 14, 2016