Long distance cock block 

Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.

John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block

Long distance cock block by poop12335 February 22, 2009

Break the distance 

A term used between online friends or people in online relationships. It’s something filled with a lot of hope but deep down you know it probably won’t happen.

“Maybe one day we can break the distance.”

“One day,”

Break the distance by Silverstarone June 5, 2018

stumbling distance 

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.

Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.

stumbling distance by AtlasRider July 24, 2009

Cartwheel Distance 

Better than walking distance

Guy: Let's go to my place....

Tabitha: Where do live?

Guy: Close.

Tabitha: Walking distance?

Guy: Better!

Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?

Cartwheel Distance by Em Dash March 10, 2011

Australian distance 

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.

"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."

Australian distance by yobreakfast October 22, 2011

long distance brolationship 

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.

Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*

long distance brolationship by c&o December 22, 2012

Mixed distance relationship 

A long and short distance relationship rolled up into one

When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes

Mark: Are you gonna handle that?

Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship

Mixed distance relationship by Chizykay December 21, 2021