Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
A term used between online friends or people in online relationships. It’s something filled with a lot of hope but deep down you know it probably won’t happen.
A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through emptycountry just to get anywhere there's people.
"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"
"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"
"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.