Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."

After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.

by [m@] September 15, 2008

Dumbledore

A sex act in which one partner cums prodigiously on the other's face, glues long pubic hair to it (or in a pinch, any hair), then cums on it again to make it white.

I'm so proud of the Dumbledore Julia gave me last night, I left it on for work today.

by Maramas October 9, 2006

dumbledore

Dumbledore- an ass that is large and wrinkly like Dumbledore's face

Dang, Fat Bastard sure has a dumbledore.

by DocBallerPHD January 19, 2006

Dumbledoring

A word that describes the gay affiliation between an older man and a younger boy

"Hey man are you Dumbledoring over there?"

by Eric Kats December 24, 2007

Dumbledore

Another word for homosexual.

"Hey do you think that guy over there is Dumbledore?"

by nokturnal15 January 5, 2009

dumbledore's army

To be part of "Dumnbledore's Army" is to be gay. Popularized since J.K. Rowling's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.

Person 1: Hey man, are you gay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm totally part of Dumbledore's Army.

by Jman077 July 20, 2008

Dumbledore's Army

The army of dumb whores.
They steal your boyfriends and call you fat.
They do whatever the Main Dumbledore says.

What bitches D:

girl: lalalal -happy-
maindumbledore: ew.
dumbledore2: YEAH, ew!
girl: T__T
dumbledore3: yea!

maindumbledore: your FAT!

dumbledore2: yea! ew! fat!
girl: O___O

randomperson: wow! its dumbledore's army! :D
maindumbledore: :D

by squirrelaidsftw March 6, 2010