dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

Dickenshit

A word used to describe an ass hole police officer. Coined from officer Dickensheet of Springfield MO PD.

I would have been ok if officer dickenshit wouldn't have kicked my ass.

by PartyPowder September 3, 2011

dickbeater

a worthless, douche that has nothing better to do with his time but sit around and beat his dick. An ass wipe that fucks girls over and feels like they are better than every one.

"That guy is a fucking dickbeater"

by LinRae April 14, 2010

Dickens

anything bad. anything god. anything period.

You are the dickens!
I am the dickens.
That hurt like the dickens.
This pizza is the dickens.

by DJ555 July 9, 2011

Charles Dickens

An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)

guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.

by dopeboy10 February 11, 2009

dickens

sexual intercourse; aka "givin some dick"

girl: "Damn I had a rough day. I need a good dickens"

by MoSpeed July 10, 2004

Chicken McKrisper Dickens

v. To insert ones big toe into thy fair maidens gillyhiggens and then giveth a taste to whomever shall be in want of receiving such a wondrous treat.

A: Hi, I'd like to order a Chicken McKrisper Dickens.
B: Cool. Do you want fries with that?

by BurnadetteMcPhereson September 25, 2016