Devon

Devon's are generally sweet and kind guys, they usually have gorgeous eyes.

Girl 1: I wish Devon would like me
Girl 2:me too :(
Girl 3: Devon's my boyfriend..

by _devon_is_bae_ November 17, 2014

flaawless devon victory

the synonymn to the published author named regardless devon victory his book called reading virginity 1.1.

---also a way to defeat a enemy...

a way of using a humans name...

flaawless devon victory

video game/sci-fi movie..

you will be destryoed by my flaawless devon victory tactics.

by regardless devon victory March 23, 2010

Dephoned

When a phone company is not able to transfer old phone numbers to a new cell phone and you deliberately do not enter certain numbers in the new cell phone.

A - Hey, what's going on?
B - Who is this?
A - This is Mike.
B - Oh sorry. I dephoned you when I got my new cell phone.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

Devonpalmering

when you curl up into a ball and your penis lands in your own mouth, so you think its funny and go to school telling everyone that you blew yourself.

"Hey guys i just sucked my own penis," says guy number 1.
"Ew. You mean you went devonpalmering? Thats disgusting, dude," responds guy number 2.
"I did and I am proud of it," remarks guy number 1.
Guy number 2 is so grossed out after hearing that, he walks away and never speaks to guy number 1 again.

by Blast Boy October 29, 2010

Devon

A son Athena. One who is very in touch with his feminine side, a computer nerd, and somehow... A chick magnet (although oblivious to this). He has many crushes and is extremely awkward. He's best friends with a small gangly child who aspires to be an actor/cross country runner.

Person 1: ERMAHGERD! Devon is like sooooo hoooottttttttt!
Person 2: But he's a total nerd! How are you attracted to him?
Person1: *blank stare*

nerd attractive wtf confusion

by Hello children July 19, 2013

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.

You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

Devon

The biggest dick ever. Actual ever. I mean, he is a super nice guy. He isn't a dick. He just has a massive penis. It is intimidating at first. Very scary until you get to know him. He likes trucks and has a lot of tractors in his house. But really, he has the biggest penis.

Girl: what's the best sex you have ever had?

Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.

by Topdogmanboy August 5, 2018