This noun refers to a woman, who is described as being the village door knob, for everyone has had a turn. She is a woman who places her vag before her kids, and a personified gold digger. Essentially just that one girl in town, who everyone knows her, and is ashamed how they know her.
by PearlMarine December 29, 2020
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S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.
Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.
Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
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Get the designated goat mug.A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
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The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022
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The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
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Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
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