Derlene

You're in the presence of someone special. Everyone will confuse a Derlene for a Darlene or a Darling. Derlene is an individual who is essential for your life. Knowing a Derlene will have your heart and your mind at ease. Someone caring, someone appreciative, and someone who keeps it real and down to earth. Derlene gets work done.

Person 1: "Have you met my friend, Derlene?"
Person 2: "No, but I've only heard great and wholesome things."
Person 1: "Oh they're lovely. They get work done, they know where to have fun, they have really assisted me during troubled times."

by benjamin102005 November 23, 2021

derpleted

You have posted something on a group chat that was intended for a single member of the group.

That person then sends you a private message saying "Were your video and last 2 comments in the Group Chat meant to be sent to me?🤣"

You immediately go to look who has seen what you posted, only to discover that everyone has seen them.

You delete them because you had a derpy moment that everyone witnessed.

Dude, thanks for the heads-up about my post in the group chat that was really meant for you. I derpleted the whole mess.

by keywest4life February 11, 2024

Skeetle deedle

Before you blow a load on someone’s face you run around saying I’m ready like SpongeBob.

I’m ready to cum spongebob I’m going to skeetle deedle

by Funny momma June 17, 2025

weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006