Mineral Deposit

Mineral Deposit: A bowel movement taken in the Geology building bathroom on the way to another class.

guy 1: "Dude I dont think I can make it home to take a shit in between class!"

Guy 2: Its cool man, just leave a mineral deposit in the Geology building

by snipsnip182 April 28, 2009

make a deposit

Code for taking a- non chalant - shit.

Let me make a deposit before I have to go in.

by ajajaoalalaa May 6, 2015

despos

plural: see despo

people who are desperate, who hang around waiting for something to happen.

'Rule #3: no despos in the chatroom' (source: SlSk PTP BB PornROOM)

by dave cole April 12, 2005

security deposit

to take a dump with the door locked.

there was a republican in the mall restroom with me and i was scared...
i ran into the stall and locked it behind me to make a security deposit.

by r brands August 29, 2003

Deposit

Permission to have a move-in party by your landlord

Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.

Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already

by Nate Piller January 28, 2008

Direct deposit

When someone is passed out, you drop your pants, place your sphincter directly on their nostrils, and let loose with an offensive wind storm.

"Danny passed out on the couch after a few too many, and I dropped my dockers to give him a direct deposit...he barfed all over my nuts."

by tommyboy79 October 20, 2005

defrost the penguin

We all know that after long periods of abstinance, a man's pride gets cold and shriveled but thanks to new technology, we now know how to "defrost the penguin"

Sean's penguin is still in the cold

by Jim Yamato December 11, 2003