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Fake Definition

A word added to Urban Dictionary that has never, ever, been used by anyone in real life, but is instead created by one person thinking they are funny. Easy to spot because:
The page has one definition.
You have never heard of said word or phrase before.
Appearing as the word of the day.
Person #1: 'I climbed an organic stairmaster the other day, then I signed on a neverendum.'
Person #2: 'Stop trying to make words up, you dumbshit. Nobody finds it funny when you make a fake definition. Help yourself to some cyanide.'
by A Ferret October 28, 2010
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FRONTAL SLIT DEFINITION

The Frontal Slit Defintion also known as "FSD" is the Gap between a females pussy lips common to that of a Camel Toe.
The Frontal Slit Definition on Stephanie was huge, it reminded me of a Camel toe or the gap between the slats in a picket fence. I was about to eat this bitches pussy & Her FSD was so large I heard an echo.!
by Anthony Minetti May 19, 2007
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Like This Definition Please

Please like this. I'm desperate. Please. Please. PLEASE LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

please?
Person 1: Hey this definition is great! I'm going to like it!
Person 2: Me to! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SHOULD LIKE IT. NOW. Like this definition please.
by JustBeingMe.Dealwithit. March 31, 2019
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definitely maybe

1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.

the track listing is

1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )

The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.
Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?
by FuZ February 3, 2005
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Masturbatory definition

A masturbatory definition is a self-definition written by someone with a low self esteem or a huge ego. These definitions almost always exaggerate the attractiveness and/or sexual prowess of the subject. They are so named not because they involve a person actually jacking off to their definition (although they often do), but rather because, like masturbation itself, they serve no purpose other than satisfying the one person involved. Urban Dictionary is rife with these definitions, despite the "don't name your friends" policy, presumably because people who write masturbatory definitions have no friends.
Jack showed his peers the masturbatory definition he wrote for himself last night in hopes that they would find him a little more bearable.
by Psycho Robot April 25, 2010
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Political definition

An Urban Dictionary definition about politics.
Usually biased, it tends to have a neat-ish balance of likes and dislikes.
*a political definition*

likes: 9542 dislikes:9542

"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
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there aren't any definitions for

Something you search when you're really bored on Urban Dictionary.

Or something you search when you don't have a life(like me) Cri
There aren't any definitions for your face
by A human with a face January 30, 2018
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