Department of Defense

Department of attack tbh

Every President Ever: This place really needs some "democracy"
Department of Defense: You Promise uwu

by idk what you think May 14, 2021

IT Department

A place within your office you call if your work computer isn't working properly.

Often filled with lazy arrogant foreigners who belittle you and think you are stupid and don't know how to work a computer.

Most common response from IT: "Have you tried turning it off and on?"
2nd most common response from IT: "You must have forgotten your password, try it again"

The level of frustration you feel when dealing with your IT Department can make you avoid it at all costs.

J: my computer isn't working, I can't login

K: call the IT Department

J: no you call IT
K: no you call IT

by Kattilak December 6, 2016

Internal Security Department

Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"

by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003

Police Department of Coronado

A police Department located in Coronado, a small peninsula off the coast of San Diego, Who have been guided by a greater power to bust teens for the two worst crimes in history, Riding bikes without a helmet and riding on the sidewalk.They have been programmed by this great power to ignore all criminal activities except these two. They have been made to have serious anger problems and all have really small penis. They are the Police Department of Coronado...

Random Teen: Dude, I got busted by the Police Department of Coronado
Another Random teen: What did you do
Random Teen:I rode on the sidewalk. He even ignored a guy who was robbing a store to get to me.
Another Random teen: Shit!!!

by runefar February 8, 2014

accounts department

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.

That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.

by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008