Double Decker

When a man puts on a strap-on above his cock and double penetrates a woman.

Since Roddy wasn't able to make it to our planned threesome with him, me, and his girlfriend, I just got a strap-on and Double Deckered her.

by MoosyPoo April 14, 2010

the brooklyn decker

when one male is manhandled by his homosexual mate in assless chaps while performing a sexual deed, normally resulting in the tearing of one's acl.

jon didnt want to tell his family that while completing the brooklyn decker with his roommate, he tore his acl; so he lied and told them that he did it while playing basketball.

by whatwhat? April 14, 2008

Double Decker

double decker is the act of shitting in the bowl of a toilet whilst a friend or accomplice upper deckers the same toilet

I just double deckered the toilet in the master bedroom with simon!

by Tits VanCockslap May 15, 2014

Upper Decker

(Film Critique). When a movie starts out engaging and has great potential, but then the ending falls apart and the whole thing turns to shit. It's like finding an Upper Decker when you flush your toilet at the end of a party. It's there, and it's shit, you just don't know it yet.

The movie Enemy (2013) was a real Upper Decker.

by Britley's Grams September 4, 2016

Brooklyn Decker

When one defecates off the Brooklyn Bridge onto the deck of a boat passing beneath.

Man, I dropped a steaming Brooklyn Decker onto a booze cruise last night!

by lostarchitect July 1, 2011

decker

A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.

Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.

by Liche September 2, 2010

Triple Decker

When someone takes a dump and gets up because he thinks he is done, only to realize there is still shit to be shat. Sits back down, takes another dump, gets up and needs yet again to sit down to complete "the triple decker".

Tony ate so much burritos in the car that he had to pull over at the rest stop for a triple decker.

by sko January 31, 2005