ur daughter a father

This insult may lose faith in humanity itself

*Results may very*

Ashley: *walks inside*
Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*

by AshleySauce31 May 13, 2018

capri-daughter

Its not Capri-Sun its the female version. Its Capri-Daughter. Also why did you search this up, like really why.
Comes in many different flavors.
Most liquid is clear.
And also not like that you sick fu-

Hey can I have your Capri-Sun!
Fak u man its my Capri-Daughter

by CapriDaughter September 26, 2020

Joe daugherty

A guy who comments on FB posts that offend captain marvel because he's hoping she will show up and spank him.

What how dare you she will marry me someday.
Quit being a Joe daugherty.

by Ahole22 September 24, 2021

National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day

“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”

by UrbanJesuschrist October 23, 2020

Stay at home daughter

An unemployed woman who lives with her parents and has no motivation to improve her life by getting a job or education.

After graduating from high school, six years ago, my daughter now spends all of her time watching TV and surfing the internet. She is a stay at home daughter

by adh_maryo March 7, 2022

Marry your daughter type of guy

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.

“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”

by mydtog December 31, 2022

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023