daily mail

a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.

before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic

when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail

by chimpypete February 14, 2008

daily mantra

A term for masturbating. Usually used for when watching porn.

My internet was down so I could not conduct my daily mantra.

by Hentaiman October 6, 2017

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

daily donut

to jiz on a girls face and then punch her in the nose.

i gave her a daily donut last night and her nose would not stop bleeding.

by jjstat July 6, 2008

Daily Bai

Doing something on a regular basis. You do something often or almost everyday.

We smoke weed on a daily bai.

by Joe Money Mack January 14, 2010

Daily Nut November

Don't listen to that No Nut November propaganda. There's no way they're being enlightening if they're just waiting for the month to end so they can nut. The true path to enlightenment is to nut every day of November so your body can focus on heightening itself. The other guys just want to hold you back, so they shame you and withhold sources so they can keep you from your true potential

I've already nutted for a whole week of Daily Nut November and my mind and body are so focused I can now walk on walls.

by Gilletteboi420 November 13, 2018

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017