Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!
Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.
Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!
Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.
Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!
Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.
by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010
Get the Donkey mug.Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!
Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???
by purevibes February 21, 2011
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In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.
On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.
This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.
This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."
"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"
Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"
The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"
Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"
The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
by Flyin_G <threw first donkey March 4, 2012
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Get the donkey mug.A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.
Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.
by donkeyandsheepchick January 1, 2015
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