donkey 

a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.

what a donkey that guy!

donkey by channing lopez May 30, 2010

Donkey 

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!

Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???

Donkey by purevibes February 21, 2011

donkey 

In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.

"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour

donkey by Flyin_G <threw first donkey March 4, 2012

donkey 

this is aperson who i s big as fuuck but a total pussy

Damn Jackidukes is a real donkey.

donkey by The tANK November 3, 2014

donkey 

A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.

Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.

donkey by donkeyandsheepchick January 1, 2015

Donkey 

A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.

Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?

Donkey by Stewie374 July 14, 2016

donkey 

An expert on ogre philosophy.

Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake

donkey by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017