donk

Complete moron. Short version of donkey.

He got arrested with his pants down. What a donk!

by Phylis Diller April 17, 2005

Donk

A popular male haircut. A donk is when the benefactor closely shaves the side of their hair while leaving plenty on top to style however desired.

Judith came home for work one evening and talked in depth about one her patient's new donk haircut.

by Reidse January 26, 2013

donk

An idiot or fool.

Charlie you are such a donk.

Calm down you donk.

by drac0malf0y February 7, 2017

donk

a dick as weird as the stonks meme but halarious

man, he has a real donk

by fhjdfhkdhfkjdahs November 20, 2020

donk

(verb) to fuck. to make love. to have sex.

It's been a long time, I need to get donked! Like now! It's time!

by torpedoheat & pbbunny_cr May 30, 2008

Donk

the term representing the sound made when two metal water bottles, usually hydro flasks, hit one another creating a "donk" sound

As Rachael and Tomas were walking to class their Hydro flasks donked multiple times, hopefully neither one of their Hydros has a dent.

by Teamas December 3, 2019

donk

ADJ- Stupid; Ridiculous (South Australian origin)

Did y'all see that chick's 'do???? It's so donk!

by Gront January 16, 2008