DILF

'Dad I'd Like To Fu**'. Mostly used by girls who are sick of their moms being called milfs so they fire back by saying the persons dad is a Dilf.

*Mom walks by*
BOY1: "Oh Damn, Sarah your mom is such a MILF!"
BOY2: "Mann, I heard that...I'd tap that!"
SARAH: "My mom maybe a Milf but your dads a DILF!"
BOY1: "Not cool"

by Disaster_Lindsey May 25, 2009

dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.

Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.

by toee May 23, 2006

Dilfsscammer

A REALLY hot mf who posts lots of shit because she's extremely bored

I'm in love with dilfsscammer.

by Dilfsscammer May 2, 2021

[Dilfert]

A hardcore or extreme nerd

Hey ruben i saw a Dilfert to your left

by dilbert von queefington December 26, 2008

Dilsch

(n.) Cross between a douche and a dildo; an asshole

Dilsch: You look ugly today.

Person: Hey man, don't be such a dilsch.

by Goshinki September 16, 2010

dilf

Devil I'd like to Fuck.

Ooh look at that baldwin...
He's such a Dilf... (drools)

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

DILFY

When a Dilf looks particularly good looking.

Ex: Joaquin Phoenix is always looking extremely Dilfy. I can’t.

by thatbitchliv February 9, 2020