dickless porn

Used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something.

Eating Oreos... without the milk.

Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.

Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.

Having sex... without busting a nut.

Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.

And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.

by that's not my last name May 27, 2006

dickleech

1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.

2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.

3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.

1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?

2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.

3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!

by B. Keene August 11, 2009

Dickless Cage

A young, aspiring actor who travels to Hollywood in an attempt to become the next big star, but whose efforts result in utter failure.

Billy stepped off the bus, arriving in Hollywood with nothing but a dollar in his pocket and a dream of becoming the next big star. After 3 years of rejection, failed auditions, and lousy bit parts in sub-B movies, Billy returned home, with his dreams of Hollywood stardom shattered in a thousand pieces. Billy thought he was going to be the next Nicholas Cage, but he ended up just another Dickless Cage.

by Sebastian Fairtel May 26, 2011

Dickleberry

It’s when you roll your penis up into your balls and unroll it into someone’s mouth. Like a flavor of fruit Rollup’s: dickleberry

Friend: So what did you do last night?
Me: I gave my girlfriend dickleberry

by xXKing_WzrdXx March 30, 2020

Dickless

One who is stupid and who you lack respect for which in turn leads to them being dickless.

Some nigga just cut me off. Therefor he is Dickless.

by Sean209 December 29, 2008

Dickle Do

A slang term used to describe a promiscuous person, most often girl, for whom any "dick will do"

Fred- "Boy did you see that fox at the bar last night"

Tom- "Yeah, you could've her without any effort, shes a total dickle do!"

by maripoopo1223 January 1, 2008

dickmeyer

An unusually large human being that has a tendency to head butt sleazeballs and make out with their women.

Dude, you're girl is making out with Dickmeyer!

Dude: WHAT???

*POW* Headbutt to the face.

Girl: I'm going to let Dickemeyer strongsauce all over my face now.

by Doooder98734 May 15, 2010