Diaper Shark

Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.

4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"

Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"

by AliceAlkaline September 14, 2009

diaper cake

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake

Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!

by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011

diaper slut

Someone who wears all the adult diapers, while often engaging in oral sex.

Mukian your such a little diaper slut! Come here and suck daddy ‘s cock like a good boy

by Nacho! November 26, 2017

Diaper muffin

When you poop your pants.

So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.

by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020

Diaper Fucker

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.

You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!

by redheadbass January 21, 2011

Diaper Change

A proper Diaper Change is performed when your girl is sitting in front of you naked from the waist down (socks optional). You proceed to lay her on her back, hold both of her legs in the air with one hand (as if changing a diaper), and then lick her lady parts thoroughly while keeping her legs suspended.

I can my lady loves her Diaper Change by the way she kicks her legs like a baby when I'm holding them above her head.

by JJReddman January 23, 2018

diaper gravy

phrase from the movie "Baby Geniuses"; refers to the nasty contents of a stinky diaper.

I had to wipe the diaper gravy off of my hand when I changed Andrew's diaper last night!

by J. August 28, 2004