Coutts

The act of bringing beer to a party and then taking the unfinished beer home with you.

Hey you cheap bastard, are you going to Coutts the rest of that Miller Chill?

by beaner666 May 6, 2009

cuntslag

1.the stain left by the juices of the vagina, esp. when dried manifesting in solid pieces.
2.a person whose birth and life is reffered to as a walking stain of vaginal dishchage rather than a human being.
3.a term for a person made redundant.
4.a community with a high unemployment rate, esp ex-colliery or ex-manufacruing towns.
5.a general term for the lowest most degenerate people in society: criminals, junkies, whores, politicians, peodophiles (catholic priests), rapists, neo nazis, shop floor managers, estate agents, people who work in call centres, time share salespeople,´readers of ´The Sun´, etc
6.Alternative to H.O.R.S.E. in basket ball.

1.Joe: "Kiera has left cuntslag on my bed through her cuntslag encrusted knickers (?) just by sitting on it, i am going to sniff it to make sure it is cuntslag."
2.Jordan is a cuntslag, she is a chlamydia puss, a dirty fishy cuntslag.
3.A working man: "I´ve been made cuntslag, the bastards´, i´ve got a family ta feed, cuntslag can´t feed a family."
4.Thatcher took our working class communities and she made them cuntslag, they are her cuntslag.
5.Seems like everywhere you look these days there´s just cuntslag all around you scanking, cunting and slaging, fucking cuntslag disease.
6.You have missed 8 shots when i have scored you are the C.U.N.T.S.L.A.G. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by smatikamatz December 12, 2006

cunts fuked

the best way to describe a person, place or thing that is past the point of no return-basically, the cunts fuked. No amount of effort will ever fix it, so there is no point. The only way to help someone in this situation is to tell them, the cunts fuked. In saying this, you must also acknowledge alf, a well known languagist and rapist.

Oi bras did you see that kid marty?" "Yeah lad, the cunts fuked. Too much super pump for that creo-munching turd

by creo-muncher August 21, 2010

Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.

"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"

by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009

Cuntskin

a derogatory term used to describe someone that has pissed you off. usually used when playing air hockey.

you kicked my dog you fucking cuntskin.

by Rummy6969 April 8, 2010

Cunts on a canvas

A term of outrage used similarly fuck.

jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!

by the creeping pedestrian June 22, 2013

cuntsaplenty

Plenty of cunts. Also, more than one cunt, or containing the same qualities that cunts posses; in abundance

I went to a rave and there was cuntsaplenty

by Kacey McSkerbington Smith March 14, 2014