Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Curdle My Nurdle

Sarah, Shannon, Ashley, Michaela, Grace, Katie, Caroline's favorite catch-phrase

...It means to have a nurdle that has curdled, or spoiled, like milk. A nurdle is a pen.....you can finish that, mikay/. Rats!

"She curdled my nurdle. Naked." Curdle My Nurdle

by DonnaRickTerri January 15, 2010

curdle milk

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.

"She has a face that would curdle milk"

by L. Silverman June 17, 2008

curdling

The act of cuddling with a fat chick.

Dude I must have had way to much to drink lastnight. When I woke up I was curdling with your wife! All 300 lbs of her.

by groesch November 8, 2012

Curdericka

A beautiful, smart , funny girl. Who don't let people in her way. She is probably the smarted girl in the whole school.

Curdericka is the smartest kid in the whole school

by fcgbvkdbg March 19, 2019

Curdle Turtle

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.

My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle

by nigganaut June 9, 2020

purse curds

A nasty, gooey yeast infection.

Bro, don't mess with Jessica. She's got a brutal case of purse curds.

by Colonel Angus Redbeard July 13, 2017