Gurd curd

the residue under the foreskin after playing minecraft for 72 hours straight

i went to have sex with my girlfriend but she seen my gurd curd

by hillier9999 November 10, 2025

Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

Squeaky Curds

The holy grail of Wisconsin snacks, fresh cheese curds that squeak when you bite them. If it doesn’t squeak, it’s not legit.

Man, these squeaky curds are straight-up divine! Nothing says Wisconsin like a bag of these babies.

by LUMONOVA August 7, 2024

Curd Nerd

Someone who knows and loves everything about Culver's, the fast food establishment founded in 1984 in Wisconsin. The word is in reference to one of the most iconic menu items, cheese curds, as well as the general identity associated with Culver's.

He must really be a curd nerd, he was going on about the different flavour of the days for at least an hour yesterday.

by ItsRandxm February 28, 2024

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer

Ew you smell like cheese curds

by anonymous June 28, 2022