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Cuntasaurus

Jim:My ex was such a cuntasaurus. Fuckin' soul suckin' bitch.
Jerry: FeelsBadMan
by Boatfrog February 17, 2017
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Cuntasaurus

An old controlling bully. Queen of the bullies. It's their way or no way. Trantrums frequently by stomping all over people with their Jurassic like mangled bird feet, sharpened toenails for scratching the eyes out of others, spitting their obnoxious venom loudly and demolishing anything in its path with their wrinkly aged spotted low hanging balls.
Person 1: Did you read about Alan Jones latest rant threatening to have her job if he didn't get his way?
Person 2: Yeah. What a giant cuntasaurus!
by Ninjaella October 6, 2018
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cuntasaurus rex

Dayum! That boy loves his pussy! Right cuntasaurus rex he is...
by Madz141 February 22, 2007
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cuntasarausrex

this is a absolute dickhead you just want to smash up because hes being a bellend by shagging a cat or something
jack is a cuntasarausrex
by haimes March 30, 2008
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cuntasaurous

When someone or something from their actions is being a cunt.
If you plan to go to the beach and it rains, "It's a cuntasaurous". If someone plans/tells you something and it never happens, "They are a cuntasaurous"
by Beefbone May 23, 2006
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cuntaserole

a vagina rolled up with sauerkraut in the middle. most commonly used as a more fancy name for cunt.
damn that logan, i heard she made her dog eat her cuntaserole.

that john is such a fucking cuntaserole. i hate him.
by ulrich May 10, 2005
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cuntsmear

The discharge often found in underwear, whereby a mole may have light or heavy stripes or globs marked in panties. Colours may vary from clear, yellow, red on blood week and brown if she has the green apple splatters!
I pulled her G string off............and there was a dirty big "cuntsmear" in her duds!!!
by Chappo the cunthuner September 27, 2007
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