cucumber

a vegetable, green and elongated.

May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.

by salad face March 14, 2007

Cumcussion

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.

"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"

by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009

sea cucumber

An uncircumsized penis

Tim has a sea cucumber.

by punkrockerz420 November 1, 2007

cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

by ?0~ October 17, 2008

Cuckservative

A term emerging from Twitter that describes ostensibly American Conservative politicians who engage in anti-conservative politics, such as amnesty, an anti-nationalistic promotion of Israel, acquiescence to social liberalism, that make one suspect they secretly enjoy capitulating over and over again to their supposed political rivals.

"John McCain's for open borders!"

"What a cuckservative!"

by AnonymooseRex August 26, 2015

Caucus

(n) Latin for: "The only time anyone give's a damn about Iowa"

It's time for the Caucus

by Chris Moyer February 27, 2008

cucumbers on fire

A green vegetable doused with fuel and lit up with a torch. It burns real nice!

Wow! look at those cucumbers on fire burn! It's burning real nice!

by solarbirdman January 8, 2010