The Kosher Crooner

An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.

"Hey do you watch The Kosher Crooner?"
"No."
"Bog off."

by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023

crosser

French Candian slang meaning to masturbate.
It can also mean to be screwed over.
See screwd.

"Lui y s'crosse dans les toilettes publique."
(He masturbates himself in public bathrooms)

"Y m'a crosser esti!"
(He screwed me over!)

by 45665544 January 7, 2006

Star Crossed Lovers

1) Lovers that never get together

2) Also known as i'll fated lovers

Nyquill and Jose are star crossed lovers

by Reubizzle April 26, 2006

Crooked I

1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.

2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.

1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"

2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"

by I love doodle in my french toast April 1, 2007

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010

Knots and Crosses

While playing pictionary one night, this is how my british friend Asela refers to the game tic-tac-toe as it is drawn for him. Being the naive Americans we are, we laugh at him and give him hell.

"Knots and Crosses! Knots and Crosses!; you are drawing Knots and Crosses!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Crooze

To aimlessly drive through neighborhoods, drinking beer and philosphphically discussing the world as you know it.

A phonetically funny combination of the words "booze" and "cruise"

Lets crooze the neighborhood and talk about how much fun it would be to light up some zombies out the top of the moonroof with an AR-15.

by turboj0e November 7, 2010