COBBLAW

COBBLAW is always written in upper case. COBBLAW immediately and without exception will cause any obstruction to what you are trying to accomplish to be removed. This includes people, technical problems, natural occurrences, and general shenanigans. Invoking COBBLAW exempts you from all other law. To invoke COBBLAW, simply yell it aloud, type it into the appropriate machine, or write it over whatever the current problem is.

Jordan could not get his SQL query to return the correct results. Realizing this is the perfect situation for COBBLAW, Jordan erased the query and entered 'select * from COBBLAW'. The server immediately returned the result he was looking for.

by Rusty G. Shackleford May 20, 2011

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Clobby

The clelf (clown elf) child of Dobby from Harry Potter and the clown Pennywise. Some people think Clobby is an abomination of our society, but I just think he's misunderstood.

When Clobby was exposed to the wokest iconography, his clussy became gaped.

by Clelmo November 3, 2017

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Clobbler

1- a muti-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making not used since the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.

1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car appeared to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.
3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.

by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018

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