seals crib

British brothel located in a secret area, run by a squad of 4.

Lad 1: You see that brothel over there?
Lad 2: Yeah, the Seals Crib

by ljpftdagger February 2, 2016

chillin in da crib

Literally, of course means hanging about your house.

thick Jackasses would use the term seriosly.

Wat up homey?

Nuffin, just chillin in da crib

by Alex Nangle June 15, 2006

4 feet open crib

This is a reference your ex will use in your dream to let you know he misses you.

Hey i got 4 feet open crib tn.

by goosemuffins July 3, 2022

da crib

a house, or a place that you hang out at a lot?

Mom: Where will you be after school, Timmy?
Timmy: Aw' mamma, I'll be at da crib...peace out

by Becky June 5, 2005

free crib

Synonym to free yard. However, is separate by the fact that citykids may sometimes use the phrase 'free crib' seeing as only a small amount of them actually own yards.

Free Crib is unrelated to price/cost of home.

Free Crib is when some one that prevents you from holding a certain activity is out/away, and you're enabled to host that activity.

Could mean:
a) parents
b) spouse/partner
c) grumpy roommate

A) "You wanna smoke blunts later? I got free crib for a bit, my moms at an AA meeting."
B) "Monica, I got free crib, Hilary's on a business trip."
C) "The doommate's left the building."
"Well if you've got free crib, I wouldn't mind trashing the place or framing burglary."
"You'd do that for me? You're so swell."

by GotAFreeCrib July 7, 2009

Fake crib

He always follows crib around and if you want to know where he is just look for crib. 7.5 inches and still growing but really he is only 0.5 inch. His name is Flynn M

Your such a fake crib

by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019

Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 12, 2021