crapstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

by alibree March 25, 2005

crapsnatch

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.

(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)

by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

crapsini

Crapsini is the MUCH cheaper version as Lambrini..and if you thought you couldn't get worse...YOU CAN..its basically piss coloured fizzy alcohol..and it does the job! ..but sadly it rips the lining off your stomach..its on a par with turps.

Pikey's Lise and Elayne..'are you coming around to mine tonight with some crapsini..i could do with a goo sesh'..'yeah i'll get Cezza /Mand/Gilly and Amber round too' ..'mind you i dont think Cezza and Gill..will drink this crapsini shite'

by crapsini conuseur June 15, 2009

crapshaft

the opposite of amazeballs

those Doritos taco from TBell is amazeballs but the bean burrito is crapshaft.

by blah guy December 5, 2012

clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

chapsticc

chapsticc is the combination of thicc and chapstick, usually meaning a thicc kind of chapstick.

girl #1: omg i just got some new chapstick!
girl #2: it’s so thick though.
girl #1: omg you’re right, what should we call it?
girl #2: how about chapsticc?
girl #1: yes! that’s amazing.

by gucciganggang November 29, 2018

Mayonnaise Caps

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

by dkblz August 10, 2007