Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.

“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”

by G Crass February 22, 2024

cranialretinlectomy

Surgically removing ones head from their ass

When I'm done with you, you'll need a cranialretinlectomy!!

by Invisablesloth January 23, 2025

cranial void

when a person is EXTREMELY dumb and has no idea of what is happening around them.

Doc: sir, what is two plus two
patient: ................
Doc: just as I expected, he has cranial void

by stinkycumsock February 1, 2025

Recto-cranial entrapment

An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.

That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.

by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019

Xenophalalic Cranialus

Also known as Xeno Bryan Syndrome, People born this this syndrome are known to have elongated heads and have addictions to smoking crack.

When my baby was born, The doctor diagnosed it with Xenophalalic Cranialus due to it's head shape.

by anonymous June 24, 2025