counting chickens

Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.

I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills

by Gimlet McQuade November 28, 2013

Counting in Cheetos

When a person has made up a number so preposterous that it can only be described with using a unit of measurement that does not exist.

A. I've had sex with 64 women.
B. Bullshit, you must be counting in Cheetos.

by m.ick January 18, 2011

Counting Crows

1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.

2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.

hey, its long december! i love counting crows!

what? wait... really?

what do you mean? they're a really good band.

i hope your kids die of rabies.

by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

countrifried

An insulting way to describe a rustic farm person who lives in a small town and has old fashioned small town ways.
It is a combination of the words "country" (they live the down home country lifestyle of listening to unhealthy amounts of country music and knowing Jesus) and "fried" (their preferred way of cooking food ie: fried chicken, chicken fried steak, etc) Usually these people abhor large cities (for their "high falutin' ways)any kind of music that doesn't have a fiddle or a steel guitar in it and foreigners. (why can't they speak english like normal folk?) A countrifried person would probably refer to themselves using the less insulting "countrified"

The small southern town was populated mostly by slow witted countrifried red necks.

by walmart is the antichrist December 14, 2008

Shithole countries

Another term of developing countries used by an orange racist boi

The 45th president of the U.S.A: Why are we having these people from shithole countries come here?

by Our ban dictionary January 15, 2018

countribution

A monetary or other contribution, a number of which can be tallied up towards a goal

With your countribution, Minnesota Public Radio can meet our fundraising goal for this hour

by gfromm February 28, 2009

countriii

A cool gamer guy from the ra discord

“Hey bro countriii’s here!” :0
“ok”
“Yeah...”
“Ok anyways.”

Countriii is another word for cool gamer guy.

by Noncebattercakesmatter May 4, 2021