Cochypuerca

A female who is a nasty dirty slut. Normally found at venues looking for Molly in minimal to no clothing. They fuck for drugs, alcohol, a roof over their head, or anything materialistic. Their bollos are as wide as a wizard's sleeve and smell like you left a can of tuna, open in the sun.

"That girl was so wasted at the party she ended up half naked on the floor like a cochypuerca."

"That girl right there slept with the crew."
"She is such a cochypuerca!"

by cochypuercaprohpet October 2, 2012

Coach Ryker Swag

A slang term used to describe older adults who consistently exhibit great love, willingness to help, self-discipline and knowledge of relevant information;
One who wears clothing styled to distinctly resemble European University professors or librarians .
Older men or women who resemble Colonel Sanders.
A wearer of high-quality sweater vests.

"Whoa! I just got back my AP World History exam scores. I earned a five- and this is the first AP exam I've ever taken!"

"Wow! It must've been all that great knowledge our older-gentleman teacher taught you!"

"I think so too! I mean, his PowerPoint presentations are too legit! He's got madd Coach Ryker Swag."

by redhandedjill December 28, 2011

Coach Bean

An upstanding member of society who builds men of character through football. Truly an amazing individual.

Man, Coach Bean really makes me want to show integrity and be a respectable citizen!

by Pigskin75 May 19, 2017

coach pombo

a weird coach/ substitute teacher that you joke around calling him a pedophile

look at coach Pombo, he's perving on the gym class

by jeffyjeffy7 May 4, 2018

Coach potato

Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.

Don’t hate me because I’m a Coach potato!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 24, 2023

acid coach

A person who helps(ed) you on an acid trip. This person would usually have prior experience using LSD, and would be there to guide the individual through their journey to the center of their mind by way of the introduction of music and transcendental meditation. It is not necessary for the Acid Coach to be taking acid at the same time as the trainee.

Alec's Acid Coach totally screwed up. When Al started coming on to the acid, he was left to go through it alone his first time. He started watching some violent TV show and had a real bad trip. That dude was a total downer.

When I took acid for the first time, Kevin took me on a long drive in the mountains, listening to some Ravi Shankar. I totally connected with the Universe, man! Kevin makes a great Acid Coach!

by firecarp September 5, 2011

getting cochelled

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.

Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ June 4, 2023