ACAB(all cops are bastards)

All Cops Are Bastards. It doesn’t mean all cops are bad, some cops are great. The “B” in ACAB means Bastards, not bad. Some cops genuinely want change, but are part of the unjust system, making them bastards. They know its wrong, but they don’t do shit to help. All cops are bastards.

ACAB(all cops are bastards) doesn’t mean that we think cops are bad, we think they’re bastards who don’t help people of color. That’s why it means all cops are bastards

by ScoutTheNonBinaryKid August 31, 2020

it's the cops

something to say when you're caught doing something you're not supposed to

1.dude:i really like these sun glasses,but i dont have any money.
another dude:you have fingers don't you
dude:fine
employee:hey get back here
dude:it's the cops
2.ben:lets put a flaming bag of shit on tat dude's porch
nathan:ok
the dude's mom:that wasnt very nice
ben:it's the cops

by calcy January 10, 2008

big city cops

Big city cops}, usually a dumbed down version of a small city cop. Some big cities require their cops to have degrees so what you get is a book learned idiot with a gun that feels empowered because they work for a large metropolitan department. Very few of these clowns ever promote beyond a sergeant position due to the fact they cannot think on their own which is why they had to go to work for a large department. Big city departments run very narrow background checks so they hire many that would not make the cut in departments that do thorough checks. many of these officers feel that position make them really important but most cannot explain any simple law that they enforce. Their training will mostly be in tactics and other items that they will never need or use. All you have to do is watch Youtube and see how people make most big city cops into blundering idiots that feel that the "badge" makes them educated. Big city cops are the ones that "must" shoot the pet dogs or tase grandma for "their" safety. Yep without large groups of other big city cops to come back them up most would take an ass whopping a day.

I feel important because I am one of the big city cops.

by THPD July 31, 2017

hot boxing the cops

to create or innovate something in a totally k-rad junglist techstep revival way - usually reserved for use when referencing nerds wearing all black with long, unkempt facial hair and voracious body order or "comic book guy" characters a la Matt Groening's "The Simpsons"

Did you see that guy in the BATMAN t-shirt cruise over from his LAN party to piss off the people in the next room having a wedding reception? Dude was totally hot boxing the cops!

by jbl December 31, 2003

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively

I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected

by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs

Offensive Cops

by randomkid777 June 17, 2022